fingerstriper:

i’ve never seen any nsfw jaime reyes stuff but i can only hope that people are including the scarab in all of his sexual encounters. i mean.

he’s on the receiving end of hickeys??? “JAIME REYES, TEETH ARE BEING BARED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA. PROCEED WITH CAUTION; PROTECT THE JUGULAR AND PULSE POINTS. RECOMMENDED COURSE OF ACTION: IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.”

his partner takes off their clothes??? “JAIME REYES, THE ADVERSARY HAS SHED OUTER PROTECTION AND IS NOW RENDERED AT LEAST 16% MORE VULNERABLE. UPDATING WEAK POINTS.” 

jaime tries to dirty talk??? “JAIME REYES, THE CURRENT METHOD OF SEXUAL STIMULATION IS DEEMED UNWISE. STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS ARE UNLIKELY TO REACH CLIMAX BY BEING SPOKEN AT, REGARDLESS OF VOCAL HUSKINESS.”

jaime’s scarab for world’s worst wingman 2k14

fyeahlilbit3point0:

*Linda Belcher voice* Alright!

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

guys Jaime Reyes is my favorite guy superhero of all time

his ultimate power fantasy is to be a dentist to pay for his little sister’s college and live near his grandmother in Mexico city.

THAT IS THIS TEENAGE BOY’S ULTIMATE POWER FANTASY. HE HAS FUCKING LETHAL SUPERPOWERS AND THAT IS HIS FANTASY. TO PAY FOR HIS LITTLE SISTER’S COLLEGE TUITION AS A DENTIST AND MAYBE HAVE A NICE CAR.

you are not going to find a better kid than this.

delkios:

Lot of comic stuff on my dash lately and it’s made me think of issue 17 of the Jaime’s original run.  It’s basically has everything that made the title great in one issue and, to me anyway, is the single greatest comic issue ever written.  If I thought there was a chance, I would buy this issue just to get John Rogers and Rafael Albuquerque’s autographs and frame it I love this issue so much.  So I thought I’d share some of my favorite moments with everyone else.

The Reyes Family

unlicensedsuperhero:

Friendly reminder: Blue Beetle v2 #23-25 are fucking flawless.

  • Best Retcon Presented As Long-Game Strategy
  • Best Superhero Without His Powers (it was his plan all along!)
  • Best Betchdel Moment (“Brenna, you’re unstoppable.”)
  • Best Reunion (everybody shows up. like, EVERYBODY)
  • Best Paper Beats Supercomputer (“I sent a letter.”)
  • Best Reference To Previous Series In A Cover
  • Best Catchphrase/Power Couple

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shobogan:

Blue Beetle #31 

omg what if she did though

what if the leagues realised that having a nurse on staff would actually REALLY HELP 

and guy was like “i know this badass lady”

and bianca is now basically babysitting super heroes

schizoauthoress:

Where is this from oh my god.

pipergraced:

6|100 DC heroes [x]

"I got magic armor… dunno how it works. Got a magic rock inside my body… can’t get it out… Went into outer space n’ helped them… but now the superheroes hate me, gonna kill me… I’m the Blue Beetle."

avatarmaxine:

Paco is me

“I will release Jaime Reyes’ deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate power!

lilacblossoms:

redlanternspoon:

Artemis and Kaldur know (or at least, Kaldur did know) how to defeat Black Beetle - and possibly the Reach. Maybe they’re not conscious of it yet (if Kaldur is conscious at all), but they know a way to beat him.

Sorcery.

No, I mean the answer is literally sorcery. In “Darkest”, Kaldur takes down Blue Beetle with his sorcery - and he’s surprised about it, and even states “I was not sure that would work.” Assuming that the sorcery affected the scarab and not actually Jaime, then Black Beetle should be susceptible to it too.

Here’s hoping that Artemis can remember this in time (or Aqualad is able remember anything in time) and they are able to use this when it come to defeating Black Beetle

Oh my god I’m so happy you brought this up, because the reason (in Jaime’s first Blue Beetle comic - DCnU, what DCnU) that the Scarab didn’t take over Jaime (or anybody else) properly, was that it had been exposed to magic on Earth and this sort of fried its circuitry.

Which meant that Jaime was able to stay in control and eventually subvert the Scarab (free will! whoo!).

I have no idea. How this will play out in Young Justice, or even if any of it is still applicable.

Further reason they need Traci to be one of the pod kids.

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