Watching the sibling interaction in The Lizzie Bennett Diaries has made me realize how much I totally want a Batsib vlog in my life.
Can’t you just imagine?
Tim: My name is Tim Drake, and this is my-
Damian: Really, Drake? Your life isn’t even compelling enough to be of interest to those of us unfortunate enough to be part of it.
Tim: Will you stop ruining my video?!
Dick: Okay guys, break it up…
oh my God. I would kill to see Damian’s impression of Stephanie.
I could see Cass being like Darcy, in that she doesn’t show her face until late in the series, but the entire fandom flips their shit out of joy when she does.
JAIME WAS FLAWLESS. ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
Also, if things happened with Jason the way they did in the comics, can you imagine being Batman and Nightwing at the end of that episode? Showing up, the whole league in tow, only to find out that the target has been blown sky high. Thinking, “Oh God, I’ve failed again.” And then that moment of relief when they spot Tim in the water. And they’re just so overwhelmed, but they can’t really vocalize it. And all Dick can do is force out a quip, because he is so happy that Tim is alive (that he didn’t fail him like he did Jason), but now isn’t the time to tell him that. Not with the whole league watching.
This is a homage to the iconic Reservoir Dogs poster with Bruce Wayne’s five children all suited up differently to the norm. Silhouette art is not as easy as I thought it would be but I did try my best.
You included Cass, which makes this automatically awesome.
So basically, Bruce trolls chatrooms under multiple accounts.
Dick intentionally causes wank, lots and lots of wank.
Jason downloads everything, even stuff he hates, because REBEL AGAINST THE MAN.
Tim is a hardcore internet activist, Anonymous, Wikileaks, the works.
Damian and Steph trade cute pictures of kittens and are best friends online, having no idea who the other is.
Babs has given up on policing them.
My personal canon is that Damian holds the high score on Robot Unicorn Attack and Talia is a Tumblr addict.
Make of that what you will.
Cass uses that software that reads everything out loud to you, but she mostly enjoys watching videos of people doing silly things on YouTube.