And I was stressing over what to get my favorite cousin for Christmas. Thanks Beyonce!
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
laughing so hard at Lady Gaga’s $25,000,000 Artpop promotion escapade vs Beyonce just dropping an album and saying ‘surprise’
I love that Lady Gaga spent millions of dollars, and did months of promos, and her new album flopped.
Meanwhile, Beyonce springs a new album on us OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, and the world loses it’s shit.
did beyonce just start the rapture
Beyoncé was like using a full restore on the injured pokémon that was 2013 pop music
everything is beyonce and nothing hurts
I try to go to bed for 10 minutes and when I come back on Beyonce has set the whole damn planet on fire.
you know how the answer to “who would win, superman or batman” is “wonder woman”
well the answer to “who should lead the x-men, wolverine or cyclops” is “storm”